One of my favorite sayings is "Live and let live ". I look forward to everyone to do what he sings as fuck not another and that does not prevent anyone else doing what he sings as fuck not.
Unfortunately the world is not so. The world is full of intolerant and rompepelotas ranging from those engaged in germ warfare to unleash a global level as those who, on purpose, you interrupt a nap Sunday best. Do not know which of the two actions is worse but the two fit together as I mean.
[I, for one, do not understand how some people can be a fan of River. But, in line with my principles, I try to understand and not fuck].
But let something as despicable and intellectually dismissed as football for example is made: You will have noticed that, for reasons of abundance or scarcity of talent, there are people living on what you want and people living in what they can.
Within the past there is a panel composed of beings who survive by practicing activities close to the magic Berreta irrational or magical thinking (to use a term much Mario Bunge).
are, for example, the interior decorators who claim to base their designs on the ancient Feng Shui but base their ideas as you read in the magazine The Nation on Sunday. They are also those visionaries who volunteer to find missing objects and bodies appear where they never said it but, nevertheless, are invited to TV shows to explain the "psychic" powers of a pair of wires that held his thumbs, which is oriented towards the desired object. Then there are the gypsies who read your hands as you strive your wallet but I think those are in another group.
to a much more massive and media there are those who write books or predictions as Horangel Ludovica Squirru, are filled with twine to the sale and entertain readers much of shorebirds during January.
Berreta In a layer witches can locate you the evil eye take a hundred dollars and you heal old stomach ache over the phone and do it for free.
There is everything and everything is fine. That everyone believes and does what he wants. "Live and let live." If it makes you damn well why?. And if, moreover, these people can earn a living practicing these pseudoscience, the better. Thus, each of them contributes to increase the average value of enthusiasm and general happiness, happy smile at all the bright future that awaits us in 2010 and released to end these farts crossed that we had indigestion.
One thing that bothers me. And do not think it is these people and their way of life. "Live and let live", I have been stating from the beginning and I'm breaking the balls with this. The
that really makes me mad is when some of these amateur fans to any of these activities I want to give a "scientific" explanation of the case and start throwing their "scientific basis" in the air to convince me of the legitimacy of their actions. Scientific basis so delusional that if Newton or Einstein's hear the eggs would be cut with a chalk.
happens that, for these misfortunes of life, as I said in another moment, I am an electronic engineer. Profession practiced only three months to realize I had lost 9 years on the faculty of the divine ortho breaking my fart studying hard sciences to end up working as a laborer hierarchical and earning less, much less that the secretary of the company accountant. Then dropped everything and devoted myself to something else. But my neurons were not erased the basic fundamentals of physics and electricity. I did not forget the algebra and mathematical analysis. Neither lost track of what is a measurement and its margin of error or the difference between methodological error and error of assessment.
I've forgotten a lot of things in life but not that allow me to realize that the assholes that I have in front (engaged by management to make living more harmonious and my place of employment) is saying the most terrible atrocities provided persuaded me to put a pot of water to the left of the Epson C67 printer I have on the desktop. She says that way, the energy contained in the ink cartridge does not spread into the ether. Not to put the jar with water will release the ink (as it) will affect its energy cursed my mind with negative energy emanations.
- What scents energy? - I ask.
- Those who come from clean energy that emanates from the printer - responds with the security of a Nobel Prize in Physics.
- But even if it were an energy that emanates own ink with what is detected? "I can do it myself? "I can measure it? With what measure it? What is the magnitude? "Measure it in watts? Is it infinite? What happens when all the energy emanating from the ink? How is the ink when it loses all its energy? -
- The power of things is not exhausted - still satisfy the highly calibrated.
- Really? - I say - then why not take advantage of the infinite energy of the ink cartridge to feed the entire planet and, incidentally, giving the Eskimos heating and air conditioning to the Bedouins? -
I pause for breath and, before you have time for another frenzied response, continued:
- Tell me Is the same energy that the magenta cyan ink? What the fuck do laser printer? And next to the old Epson tape I use to print invoices do I put? A milk jug? -
Finally, we shot the last and fatal:
- you can explain me why the water would drain energy that strives to emanate? Why the pitcher should be left and not right? -
- Because the cartridges written from right to left - very Conchuda answers me as if to say Why did not you see?
Notice also that he answers only picking up the last part of everything I asked, ignoring the above. It is working. It should devote to politics this mine.
- No! - I say, a little hot. - The Epson cartridges when they write both to the right and when they go to the left! So you're talking to fart! -
Packaging, as well asshole I am, added:
- And with the Hewlett Packard I have on the table what do I do? Because I have no place there to the left and also the HP cartridges come with included head so I guess I'll need a tank and a half of water to prevent energy from escaping. I'll have to go to print to the pool club to avoid negative energy emissions. What do I do? - Making me ask the desperate to see if you notice my irony.
- No - responds very dismissive. - No need. Solamante you have to move the table more plot twists here and ready.
- Why? - Asked almost crying.
- Because that wall pass building drainage pipes and the stream of water is enough to offset the energy of the ink cartridges included head do you mean? - And stays looking like a cow watching a train.
Your caradurez let me on the verge of mental collapse. Always end their sentences with the catchphrase "Do I understand?" putting goose voice, squinting his eyes and shook his head.
I really do not understand is as yet not kill one of these specimens as they try to give me such explanations. Especially when they say "do you mean?"
Yes, I understand. Actually I understand and I calm down because I feel sorry and make me feel embarrassed. So embarrassed that I encourage you to keep prodding. So ashamed that I grab the table in the Hewlett Packard and run "a sliver more" to the wall. "A chunk more." Mathematical precision. Exquisite foundation.
- Here's good? - I ask.
- Perfect - I answered.
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